Three Love Letters (of a different kind)

Venus and Mars with Cupid
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Dear Sir:

Your love
account is overdrawn and all privileges have been withdrawn.  You have six days to bring your account to a
positive balance in order to remain in good standing.  We do appreciate your business but please
understand that future attempts at love will be rebuffed and returned.  If you have any questions or want to share
your views, please contact us quickly.


The love gurus,

Venus, Cupid, Eros


Dear Love

I tried to
explain that my love life,

Had been
filled with failures and strife,

several relationships were done,

I thought, “I’m
not having fun,”

with my own misconceptions and love wary,

I decided to
write a book titled, “Love is Scary”,

Who better
than me to write about what could go wrong,

Accepted and
rejected, and suffering for so long,

I knew how
to build walls around my hardened heart,

Allowing no
place for new love to ever start,

My book
would have many chapters to write,

So don’t
expect me to finish it in just one night,

But if I ever
open another account to share,

Please be
advised I’d have love to spare.




I received
another letter today, and it’s plain to see that things might go my way. This
time I’ll pay attention to things that matter, because I don’t want another
love to shatter.



Dear Sir:

understand your recent relationship has gone sour,

But we’re prepared to make an offer this very

If your old love is still in good condition,

And you’d
like to upgrade to a current edition,

We have just
received trade-ins we selected,

hardly been loved, perhaps all have been neglected,

All with very low mileage and require little

To get back into the game, this is your

With a fresh
coat of paint and new trim,

She’ll be
revitalized, also sleek and slim,

These models
are spotless, so much cleaner,

They’ll all
be parked where the grass is greener,

Now as for
you, in order to get your price,

You’ll have
to do some of your own sacrifice,

Work out and
get yourself in shipshape form,

yourself up to the loving norm,

Treat her
well, better than a friend,

Because if
you don’t, she’ll trade you in.


The Love

Cupid, Eros


Their last
letter gave me reason to ponder, perhaps I could learn to be so much fonder, if
I turned my heart loose and let it fly free, love might choose to stay with
me.  It’s merely a thought, a dream or a
hope, but it’s a chance for love to thrive and cope.


2 thoughts on “Three Love Letters (of a different kind)

  1. good one,Dan, a bit of primping on both sides., a kind of spit and polish, and love could be resurrected… there’s always hope where’s there’s a heartfelt wish to succeed, methinks., xPenx

    1. When love is new, both primp. When love grows stale and casual both forget that love needs efffort to succeed.

      May the sun be on your face and the wind at your back as the Lord blesses you throughout the day. Carpe diem!

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